Oh god, that’s like choosing between your own children.
Hm, I’m gonna have to be lame and say that the “Water you doin?” cracks me up every. single. time.
Might be because I use it myself on a daily basis. But you know, girls just wanna have puns.
I think Evanz has some serious competition.
Step up your game, Big Boy.
These two I swear to god
Josh, a man of a great mind.
Sometimes seems devious, but is very kind.
Though he might lack a bit of bravery and social skill,
he will do anything to put through his will.
A powerful thinker, with a wild imagination,
He will only follow rules of his own creation.
To him, friends matter, though he wouldn’t mind saving his own skin.
For that, I put him in Slytherin.
This is hard, but what can I say,
Aaron also works hard to get things his way.
Though, this man will proceed with more caution and care,
His path will be a much cleaner affair.
With a strong moral and his friends dear,
He will always go first to make sure the coast is clear.
Cold and honest, he will march onwards,
And I think he’d be a Slytherin at Hogwarts.
Will Donaldson, a bit of a daredevil.
Isn’t a little danger such a thrill?
He stands up for what he thinks is true and right,
For the rights of the people, he’s ready to fight.
He’s aware of his flaws, but also his perks.
Sometimes a bit sarcastic, but it works.
This man could be in none of the four,
Other than the proud Gryffindor.
A fan of hard work to succeed,
It’s Mr. William Evans, indeed.
Full of love and ambition to become great,
He has no intention of being controlled by faith.
Although he might lose his temper, he’s a great friend,
His love and loyalty has no end.
Now it’s time for the sorting part.
He belongs in Hufflepuff, a place of heart.
The poem I wrote for the Crew, which Fluke himself read out here ^^
Secondly, thank you Fluke (if you’re reading this) for all the kind words about my poem <3
And sorry for the typos, heh (I fixed it in the above version).
Have a fantastic day everyone!
Would you like to buy some…
…wheat and wheat by-products?
What the hell do you think you are doing
[RAGE RUNNING LIKE AN OLD MAN]